i was having a fight and you were having sex?! - liz

this fog is so thick, i can't even see my own cataract! - mr burns

i just got bit, ya bitch! - julia

ahhh! save me from the wee turtles! - scottish guy from simpsons

there's no way i'm helping out a decrepid elfkin. -liz

dykes are on top of the world. and each other. - schelly

gay guys don't get together and kick a hacky sack around, y'know 
what i mean? - adam corolla

we all come from one cunt. - schelly

if i had a floor, i'd make you sit on it. - liz

if you don't like crowds, traffic jams, or body slamming, be glad you're at 
home. - news anchor talking about free Smashing Pumpkin concert

get ready for some well-supervised craziness while you rock 
out with your father! - homer

i do. - stace
i do. - schelly
i don't. - liz
you will. - stace

i understand the difficulty you face when the spoons rebel. - liz

c'mon big guy! drive your coffeetable to iowa! - dharma

you'll never imagine what $14 can do! - johanna

hellooo?! i'm flatlining?! - radio commercial

he's goin' to shake the dew off his lily. - jaime m

take my bag and i'll beat you with it. - james c

i'd give my left arm to play like Lindsey Buckingham! - julia

i'm really sleepy. my ears keep sucking in and out. - stace

yeah, i'll pack yer fanny! - jill

do squirrles have penises? they won't let me get close 
enough to check. - liz

it seems like you really grasp the concept of fleece. - stacie

all day long, every day i was here, she was fuckin' my head! - liz

i'm going to have an azma attack. and i don't even 
have azma. - liz

the young rednecks school of phonetic spelling - stacie

i've done a lot of boing and ramming. - schelly

sorry to burst your little fleece bubble babe. - stace

it's a fleece fest! -liz

i don't want some little diapered shit waking me up 
at 2am, sucking on my tit! - schelly

it's had many hurdles in my life, but i've never had 
to pole vault before. - schelly

there's nothing worse than a damp goat. - deester's keyster

fer fuck's sake jaime! haven'tcha ever seen rain 
be-fer? get in thuh car! - jaime's irish b/f

when you gesture, your kelp jiggles. - stacie

there's no shame in kelp. - liz

i need an emotional traech. - liz

driving Geo is like driving a really big rollerskate. - stacie

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