i would have been thankful for death. it was the 
raping that wasn't high on my list. - AmR

mark, please leave the penis on the chair. - Sam

i'm not a slut. i'm accessorized! - Anya

2, 2, 2 chootas in one! - AmR

i think my lips were too wet. -AmR

Unless you mean the totally nonexistant sheep...? - Riv

and you are relating to shampoo because...? - Riv

Irritable Bit Symdrome - schelly

Afterdisiac! - AmR

remember when we ate your father's cream of 
mushroom soup and thomas edison let us pet 
his dragon? - dharma and greg

what about root beer? - liz

i like the way you eat a cheap ho! - liz

have a slice of my whole wheat 
badness! - compuer game

hey, this looks like a quaint rhode 
island town. - julie (in wakefield, ri)

save me, gay-actor man! - AmR
rectal-fy this situation! - liz

i will turn my ram's horns into snorkels. - schelly

this is PAAAAMMMMM!! - liz

what is it, Happy Mexican Week? - ken m

as my relationship demised and my psyche 
plummeted.. - AmR

i'm wearing white pants! - tyreese

Tai Bitch! - AmR

i don't want to die in an evergreen van! - kathy c

i'm in a green mint with you! - liz

Gay Actor Man and his sidekick: 
Annie Biscuits with her Rancid Ass! - liz/AmR

come mister tally man, tally me papoose time! - renee p

nah, i'm not the girl next door. but i may have slept with her. - liz

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