I feel like the cartoon version of a lesbian. - AmR
Ok, well I did position my body during sex so I could watch television, but I enjoyed the relationship as a whole. - liz
If I'm going to be looking at a bunch of breaklights, I might as well be holding your hand... - stacie
Shananigans are a part of a dogs DNA. - SLY
My preference is not to have a retarded dog. - Schelly
If Madonna is looing for hypodermic needles, tell her I went fishing! - schelly
Everyone sleeps around in their 20's--that isn't totally Quakerfied... - stacie
Everyone knows that a dog with problem solving skills is dangerous. - stacie
I'm glad there aren't any jungle fowl running amuck in Mound. - schelly
GOD DAMMIT! What ever it takes today, I WILL have serenity! - schelly