The Quote Book

"You will have a quote book for the rest of your life." - Schelly


i'm more comfortable spread-eagled. -liz

stair mistress   - schelly

it was a typical karen and andrea wedding. - johanna

i'm not in a "hey Jesus" place.  - liz

17. And i'm cheating on 3 of them. (imaginary girlfriends) - liz

i'm not ready for boy splatter on my truck. - schelly

ain't gonna get no girl looking like an elf! - christine

whatever maximum volume on a pad is, i've reached it. - stacie

my uterus is going to explode. - liz

no no, "dyke". - bren

"Cowish". - bren

Ellen, get me the scotch, woman! - Laurie (ellen's g/f)

there's always the mall. - karen w

Cave for introverts! - liz

"i loooove her!" - liz
"the one with the.....gun?" - schelly

i got to fix my ding-dong bell. - christine

snow be gone! .................still there.  -christine

your brain is a sexual converter vat. - stacie

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