arby's beef and cheese and do you believe in god? - elain (seinfeld)

the best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself! - simon (As Good As It Gets)

Guilt rules! - Dee

there's brie in the road? here come the yuppies! -dee/jill

pick a note, BITCH! - jill

yeah, we're fucktioning good today. steve l

i'll girly your weekend. - liz

the psycho dykes ass kickin' club? - terry

i'm not a good waitress when it's not busy. - jeff 

my vagina is lonely - julia

don't kill me! i'm still a virgin! - mike s

Brought to you by the Drag Queen Coalition for the "New Beautiful You". - cable access tv show, mpls

don't hate me because i'm beautiful. hate me because in 30 seconds 
i can hack into your computer system and bring your company to its knees. - commercial

bye bye love... hello pop tarts. - first wives club

Brenda's Hard Indigo Cafe - liz

oh man, you must've tripped a biscuit! - schelly

female anger crap  - liz

a man thinks about sex every 11 seconds. unfortunatly, 
there is nothing between those 11 seconds. - terry

we're folk bitches! - liz

can't i wear a tee-shirt without having your face in my chest? - debs

i'm 20 years old. do you really thinki need more than one tupperware container? - liz

the P Bikini Suit Collection - liz

she'd have to wear a P-String! - schelly

you'll sttract squirrels and birds and shit. - stace

there's something strange about this place. i know! this lesbian bar 
doesn't have a fire exit! - homer simpson

i'm a rowdy chick with a herniated disc. - jill

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