i want to humbly implore you not to start up with me today. - howard stern

that's it! i'm moving to sthpartah! - hercules

i don't think i'm either. i'm a fish. - bren

get some combats boots and go to town! - robin quivers

floppyhead, zipperneck, and BIGEYE! - liz

can't keep a good bitch down. - pricilla, queen of the desert

smooth move man. you got some chili on your neck. - ross

hey i feel funny! i'm in loooove! no wait.. it's a stroke. - abe simpson

calgon, take my major glands away! - liz

ah, youi kids today with your baggy pants and your skateboards and your neve campbell and your volkswagon jetta leases... - mst3000

it appears i will have to find a new fortress of solitude. - the simpsons

see what happens when you move away?! - bren

five years together scully. you must have seen this coming. - mulder

crack open your crack there, honey. - schelly

the world is beautiful in harley-vision. - liz

fuck the shaker. - jill

it's like punching a beanie baby and having them scream. - liz

you need your thumb in gymnastics. - sportscaster

i feel like a small child in a thrid world country working in a show factory. - jill

if melissa wasn't partnered, i'd be a full-time stalker! - jill

the funny thing is - your pinky looks so mad! - liz

it's allllll in the two fingers. - jaime m

well? what do you think i did today? i made a woman's symbol out of pretzels. - liz

yeah, i'll restore her wetlands. - liz

lesbian sex is a really good game of scrabble. - lea delaria

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