cecil, you have the attention span of a lovebird. - christine

not so cocky with us and satan's penis behind you! - drew carey

every time you think, you weaken the nation. - moe

the laugh of the damned. - fraiser

recruitin' the elves! elf-in-training. - christine

cockmother! - linda

watch my head spin!!! - jan brady

i just wanted to bury my head in her chest. - chrsitine

was that peggy's phone? - christine

who do i have to fuck to get off this boat? - ripley, aliens 4

there are phallic symbols in my lucky charms. - liz

you shouldn't look a gift in the mouth. - karen s

somewhere in the workd, a village is missing its idiot. - tv show

you, me, and a stick of butter. - 3rd rock from the sun

your head looks like a clean carrot. - pinky

the problem is.. my nose is too big. it makes my face top-heavy. - stace

you're livin with your q-tip mother. - schelly

it's gotta be fun! - pat

mmm.. this gay-paccino is homo-riffic! - ellen

what happens when you get a summer storm and a hurricane together? i think it's a big ol' happy time! - bren

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