she's not young. she'll be 27 in four years. - la story

johanna. she's allergic to life.

Vibrators help me sleep, unless someone else is there. then it's rude. - liz

buy me jewelery! - stacie

that's my place in the universe. i'm the system's bitch! - drew carey

women - can't live with 'em, can't explain to the desk clerk why you only need one bed. - ellen

i can't get past the improbability of your analogy. - peter (from Ellen)

i loved you once.
i love you always.
that's all there is to that! - rhiannon

"Relevency" - that is so not a word. - johanna

was that your call waiting, my visa has a bird on it! - karen w

i'm a fucking mess. - schelly

do you wanna come upstairs and see my new dresser? - christine

i just wanna sniff it. - karen w
i can't tell you how many times i've heard that. - liz

i'm going to kill your whole family if you don't get this right.. - best friends wedding

i might as well do myself for godssakes. - karen w

in the words of shawn colvin, get out of this house. - liz

maybe you are just an alien baby left on the doorstep by the intergalaxtic milkman. - stacie (who else?!)

Floppyhead and Zipperneck. - liz

i don't like fun. fun...upsets me. - marilyn manson

bubbles come to you. schelly

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