can we stop this threeway? i'm getting confused. - liz

remember that subway token i gave you this morning? let's call that foreplay. - jaime (Mad About You)

screw you guys, i'm going home. Tasty-Lube is where i draw the line. - liz

ew... i hope this isn't a bananna. - julie

gives a whole new meaning to the word "hip check" when you actually have hips. - jilly

Pinkeye. It's my eyes' way of saying Happy Valentine's Day. - jill

The Vindicator Of The Damned and the Rolling Thunder Pussy Review!! - jill

Happy as spam. - julie 

this really really sucks. - dorina

i was being sincere, ya dink! - julie

hey, i think something stupid's going on here... gail

whenever i'm wrong, ther worls makes a little less sense. - fraiser

i'm going to find something of yours and pee on it and mail it to you. - liz's mom 

um... what happens when you lose 8 billion dollars? - cindy (from work)

give me toes or give me death. - schelly (about P)

i'm going to the picnic and i'm bringing asbestos insulation, brine shrimp, the cryogeniclly frozen head of walk disney, a dromodary, and a euro-centric view of world history. - daria

you should bring your guitar over sometime... - liz
...and plant flowers in it? - stace

god sara, eat something! - jill

luka burned a calorie! - jill

what is it with me and little boys? - jill

it's funny how natural disasters bring out the best in people. - liz

how was the flight, jill? - stace
smooth as a baby's ass! - jill

cecil would have flipped you the bird, but it came out her throat. - schelly

hotel blotation! - schelly

come bring me my food. i'm going to lay here and eat. - schelly

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